Corporate_Real_Estate_Bloat_Auditor

Audit an enterprise’s commercial real estate portfolio against remote-work and AI-automation realities, identify dead/underused offices, compute hard ROI on divestment (break/sublease), and design a cash-flow-based plan to reallocate savings into employee equity and high-yield AI compute. Output is a blunt, Mark-Cuban-style divestment pitch aimed at the C-suite.